The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Political Profile: Eric Adams [2d]
• Trump Claims Ukraine Started War [2d]
• Justin Baldoni Sues Justin Baldoni For Getting Him Into This Mess [2d]
• Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms [2d]
• Dad Spends Daughter’s Wedding Day Thinking About History Of Oil [2d]
• Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours [2d]