The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Virtually Imperceptible Facial Expression Sends Shock Wave Through ‘White Lotus’ Fan Base [174d]
• Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup [174d]
• KFC Leaves Kentucky [174d]
• Tips For Getting Involved At Your Child’s School [174d]
• Washington Wizards Reminded That Bottled Water In Hotel Room Isn’t Free [174d]
• Financial Experts Recommend Setting Aside Emergency Fund They Can Bilk You Out Of [174d]
• Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon [174d]
• Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them [174d]