The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Dealerships Attacked With Molotov Cocktails [152d]
• Only Good-Looking Person In Office Mingles With Hideous Coworkers Like Missionary Among Lepers [152d]
• Hospitalized Toddler To Spend Rest Of Life Associating Mickey Mouse With Physical Pain [152d]
• Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run [152d]