The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 128 New Moons Found Orbiting Saturn [150d]
• JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center [150d]
• RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer [150d]
• Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage [150d]
• Tennessee Man Shot By Dog [150d]
• Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver [150d]
• Bachelorette Party Provides Friends Valuable Time To Get High With Bride’s Cousin [150d]
• How Canadians Are Fighting Back Against U.S. Tariffs [150d]
• Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood [150d]