The Brutalist Report

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• Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans [132d]
• Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide [132d]
• ‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff [132d]
• Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers [132d]
• Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads [132d]
• Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee [132d]
• Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now [132d]
• Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife [132d]
• Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription [132d]