The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell [131d]
• Funeral Priest Not Sure How Obliquely To Talk About Hot Air Balloon Accident [131d]
• Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids [131d]
• 23andMe Files For Bankruptcy [131d]
• Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know [131d]
• Alexa Beaten [131d]