The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders [206d]
• 213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That? [206d]
• ‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation [206d]
• Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad [206d]
• Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams [206d]
• Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School [206d]
• Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica [206d]
• Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets [206d]
• Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog [206d]