The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Steep Drop In American Mothers’ Mental Health [380d]
• FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large [380d]
• Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla [380d]
• Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off [380d]
• Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words [380d]
• Trump’s Military Parade By The Numbers [380d]
• Iran Cracks Down On Pet Dogs [380d]
• Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started [380d]
• Menendez Brothers Receive Stars On Hollywood Walk Of Fame [380d]
• Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel [380d]
• Matthew Early [380d]
• Interactive Planetarium Exhibit Offers Guests Chance To Touch Live Protostar [380d]
• Bloated Supreme Court Rules They Ate Too Many Shrimp [380d]