The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Telegram CEO To Leave Fortune To Over 100 Children He Fathered [9d]
• FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System [9d]
• Trump Assures Nation Uncommonly Violent Ceasefire In Effect [9d]
• Taylor Swift Wakes Up From Nightmare Where Travis Kelce Wins Oscar Before Her [9d]
• Shroom for Improvement [9d]