The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site [17d]
• Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ [17d]
• Mental Health Experts Advise Struggling Americans To Try Crying About It Like Little Baby [17d]
• Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have [17d]
• Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early [17d]