The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Poisoned After Taking Dietary Advice From ChatGPT [8d]
• Fact-Checking Trump On Crime [8d]
• Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth [8d]
• Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words [8d]
• DHS Offers $1,000 Stipend To Migrants Who Voluntarily Self-Destruct [8d]
• Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing [8d]
• Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance [8d]
• Starbase Named Best City To Start Family With Boss [8d]
• Jack Harper And Patrick Clarke [8d]
• Everyone In 200-Member Media Softball League Unemployed [8d]
• JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror [8d]