The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague [21d]
• Eric Adams Aide Accused Of Bribing Journalist With Cash Inside Potato Chip Bag [21d]
• Freshman Weak [21d]
• Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding [21d]
• White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body [21d]
• Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her [22d]
• Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito [22d]
• Teacher Goes With School-Themed Classroom [22d]