The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kim Jong-Un Arrives At Summit On Slow-Moving, Heavily Fortified Mule [13d]
• Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest [14d]
• Couple So Wealthy They Have Own Live-In Children [14d]
• No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba [14d]
• Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble [14d]