The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study: Warmer Weather Drives More Sugar Consumption [4d]
• Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now [4d]
• Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus [4d]
• Trump: ‘Political Violence Has No Place In My Inner Circle’ [4d]
• Pros And Cons Of Deploying Troops To Chicago [4d]
• Justice Barrett Defends Overturning ‘Roe v. Wade’ [4d]
• Emerald Fennell Assures Fans ‘Wuthering Heights’ Will Be Faithful Adaptation Of ‘Twilight’ [4d]
• Ashley Byron and Connor Smith [4d]
• Home Depot Garden Center Offering 1.5 Cubic Feet Of Squirrels [4d]
• Pete Hegseth Buys Bar Round Of F-22 Fighter Jets [4d]
• C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once! [4d]