The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate [45d]
• Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer [45d]
• Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater [45d]
• Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ [46d]
• Pros And Cons Of Using ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ [46d]
• Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots [46d]
• Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon [46d]
• Smucker’s Sues Trader Joe’s Over Uncrustables Dupe [46d]