The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Two-Star Michelin Restaurant Given One-Star Hygiene Rating [36d]
• Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle [36d]
• Victoria Beckham Asks Reddit To Explain Beckham Family Feud To Her [36d]
• To Noem Is To Love ‘Em [37d]
• Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom [37d]
• Kimberly Cunningham [37d]
• Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement [37d]
• Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them [37d]
• All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy [37d]