The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower [33d]
• Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave [33d]
• Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada [33d]
• Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky [33d]
• Stephen Miller Rings In Weekend By Cracking Open Cold Cadaver [33d]
• Diana Chin and Tim Galchot [33d]
• Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling [33d]
• ‘House Burping’ Gains Popularity In U.S. [33d]