The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• LeBron James Clearly Using Golf Simulator On Bench [25d]
• TikTok Blocks Mentions Of Jeffrey Epstein [26d]
• New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga [26d]
• RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet [26d]
• AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket [26d]
• Trump On Prosecution Of Journalists: ‘Bring Me The Tapper’ [26d]
• Ted Nugent Releases Protest Song ‘Skanks Of Minneapolis’ [26d]
• Charlotte Aitchison Relieved To Shed Charli XCX Character After 15 Years Of Promoting ‘The Moment’ [26d]
• Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour [26d]