The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment [21d]
• ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family [22d]
• Rest Of Lakers Trying To Act Casual While LeBron James Spanks Bronny [22d]
• Funeral Canceled Due To Runaway Corpse [22d]
• New Manning Begins Budding From Archie’s Back [22d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth [22d]
• The Beginning Of The End [22d]
• Mia Cutler and Xavier Carrasco [22d]
• Starbucks Reintroduces Tiers To Loyalty Program [22d]
• Pacers PA Announcer Just Muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ Over And Over [22d]