The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama [20d]
• Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult [20d]
• ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck [20d]
• Inhuman Resources [20d]
• U-Haul Unveils Live-In Trucks To Sleep In While You Sort Some Shit Out [20d]
• Pet Iguana Assumed He’d Move Out Of Starter Tank By Now [20d]
• Fat Dad Sits On TV Remote Like Mother Hen Warming Young [20d]
• What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair [20d]
• Fantasy About Impressing Coworkers Unimaginably Pathetic [20d]
• RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin [20d]