The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara [18d]
• Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers [18d]
• TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill [18d]
• Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist [18d]
• Olympic Torch Followed By Thousands Of Wailing, Black-Shawled Italian Women [18d]
• Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him [18d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny [18d]
• Dr. Didlittle [18d]
• Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In Need [18d]
• South Carolina Law Requires Ten Commandments In All School Lunches [18d]
• Alcoholic Not Himself When Sober [18d]
• New MrBeast Video Lets Competitors Keep As Much Cash As They Can Eat [18d]
• Gina Russo and Ben Jackson [18d]