The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia [4d]
• Study Finds Intermittent Fasting No More Effective Than Conventional Eating Disorder [4d]
• Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room [4d]
• Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce [4d]
• Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact [4d]
• Pepper-wrongi [4d]
• Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food [4d]