The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self [6d]
• Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends [6d]
• ‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway [6d]
• JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’ [6d]
• Tommy’s Parents Are Out Of Town, Let’s Party [6d]
• Jason Schaible and Erica Finch [6d]