The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models [22d]
• Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work [23d]
• Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs [23d]
• What To Know About ‘Backrooms’ [23d]
• Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him [23d]
• FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job [23d]
• Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out [23d]
• Alisa Schonfeld and Michael Coopersmith [23d]
• College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances [23d]