The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Kash Patel Invites FBI Agents To Train With Professional Pickup Artists [77d]
• Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now [77d]
• Escaped Giraffe Unable To Be Located [77d]
• Elaine Gardener [77d]
• Last Living Millennial Dies [77d]
• Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 [77d]
• Older Cousin Demonstrates   New Pressure   Points Learned Since Last Visit [77d]
• Supreme Court Upholds Temporal Gerrymander That Would Cost Democrats 1932 Election [77d]
• Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion [77d]