The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Judge Judy Retires [38d]
• Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires [38d]
• It Is Unlawful For You To Refuse This Legal Tender, No Matter How Wet It Is [38d]
• Hole [38d]
• Emily Sadori and Caroline Fry [38d]
• Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars [38d]