The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire [21d]
• Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies [22d]
• Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake [22d]
• Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator [22d]
• ‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still [22d]