The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump’s Eyes Roll Back After Receiving Vision Of Muscular Asses That Have Not Yet Come To Pass [8d]
• Trump Drowns In 2-Inch Puddle [8d]
• Stephen King’s Best And Worst Books [8d]
• First Fully AI-Generated Feature Film Released In China [8d]
• Authorities Wait To Release Details Of Hiker’s Death Until They Learn Correct Collective Noun For Emus [8d]
• Electric Chair Still Warm From Last Guy [8d]
• Annabelle Opens Up About Struggle Of Being Typecast As Haunted Doll [8d]