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The Onion

Russian Forces Instantly Shrink To Size Of Ants After Seizing Chernobyl [1315d]
U.S. Imposes Single Painful Economic Sanction On Self Just To Show Russia How Fucking Crazy It Is [1315d]
Finale Of ‘Arthur’, Longest-Running Children’s Show, Ends With 20-Year Time Jump [1315d]
U.S. Shocked Russia Would Invade Another Country After Seeing How Badly America’s Recent Invasions Went [1315d]
World Leaders Vow Regular People Just Trying To Live Their Lives Will Bear The Consequences [1315d]
Man Dreams Of More Equal America That Just Sort Of Happens On Its Own [1315d]
Scotch-Brite Unveils New Scouring Bread For Wiping Up Leftover Pasta Sauce On Plate [1315d]
Amazon Transfers Insubordinate Employee To Shifts Working In Solitary Warehouse [1315d]
Celebrities You Never Knew Started Their Own Alcohol Brand [1315d]
Why Women In The Workplace Need To Stop Apologizing For Being White. Woah, Woah, Woah There, What? We Can’t Run This. [1315d]
Father Arrested After Telling 4-Year-Old Son To Shoot Officers At McDonald’s [1315d]