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The Onion

Russian Soldiers’ Guns, Tanks Vanish Into Thin Air As First Wave Of Sanctions Takes Effect [1314d]
Governor Abbott Warns Children Of Accepting Parents Often Grow Up To Become Accepting As Well [1314d]
Russia Seizes Chernobyl Power Plant In Ukraine [1314d]
The Biggest Crypto Heists Of All Time [1314d]
Ketanji Brown Jackson Weighs Making History Against Soul-Crushing Thought Of Spending Time With These People [1314d]
Geologists Unearth Fully Intact Rock [1314d]
Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever [1314d]
Lies U.S. Military Recruiters Are Legally Allowed To Tell Recruits [1314d]
Understanding The Situation In Ukraine [1314d]
Monsanto Investor Removes Wedding Ring Before Taking Meeting With Tall, Busty Celery [1314d]
Medical Student Surgically Implants Bluetooth Device Into Ear To Cheat On Final Exam [1314d]
Biden Addresses Ukrainian Crisis With Speech About Perfect Malted Milkshake He Once Drank In 1957 [1314d]
Bottle Of Pepsi Only Thing Distinguishing Office Party From Regular Staff Meeting [1314d]