The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Diners Forced To Quarantine In Hotpot Restaurant [1279d]
• Man Really Only Joined Angry Mob To Show Off Fancy New Torch [1279d]
• Trump’s Missing Jan. 6 Phone Logs [1279d]
• Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks [1279d]
• Ginni Thomas And History’s Most Controversial Political Spouses [1279d]
• History’s Greatest ‘Dance Dance Revolution’ Player Tragically Born Decades Too Late [1279d]
• Terminal Cancer Wasted On Man Who Was Already Living In The Moment [1279d]
• ‘This City. These People. All Sheep, And I Am Their Shepherd,’ Says Eric Adams, Looking Out Over New York [1279d]
• Taylor Swift To Receive Honorary Doctorate From NYU [1279d]
• Baby Sea Turtle Crawling Towards Ocean Makes Detour To Hit On Sexy Lady [1279d]
• Pounding The Gavel [1279d]