The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study: Fox News’ Viewers Changed Attitudes After Being Paid To Watch CNN For 30 Days [1271d]
• Schoolyard Has Barbed Wire Fence [1271d]
• Close Friends More Tolerable After A Few Drinks [1271d]
• Doctor Reacts To Video Of His Own Death [1271d]
• Hillary Clinton Receives $225,000 Speaking Fee For Telling Grandson Bedtime Story [1272d]
• Shrimp Assumed Visible String Of Shit Would Go Further In Deterring Predators [1272d]
• Ancient ‘Killing Stone’ Said To Contain Evil Demon Has Cracked Open [1272d]
• Surprising Things Your Health Insurance Will Not Cover [1272d]
• Man Who Can Fire You At Any Time Insists You Call Him By First Name [1272d]