The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Where Are You? Who Are All These People? The Dementia Issue [1270d]
• Ketanji Brown Jackson Informs Senate She Actually Going With Other Opportunity [1270d]
• Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him [1270d]
• Tennessee GOP Adds Age Requirement To Marriage Bill After Backlash [1270d]
• Buttigieg Brushes Up On Honking For Upcoming Talks With Nation’s Big Rigs [1270d]
• Texas Bans Consensual Sex [1270d]
• Brick And Mordor [1270d]
• What To Say If Your Boss Asks You To Work On The Weekend [1270d]
• Several Wendy’s Menu Items Added To Periodic Table As Part Of New Sponsorship Deal [1270d]
• Original Stan Lee Corpse Sells At Auction For $5 Million [1270d]
• I Thought This Was The Kind Of Shit America Liked [1271d]
• Native American Tribe Reaquires Land After Being Displaced For Over 350 Years [1271d]