The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nation Tells Starving Afghanis To Just Shut Up [1264d]
• New Mother Stops At Kiosk Outside Maternity Ward To Buy $25 Photo Of Birth [1264d]
• Craziest Moments In ‘Hot Ones’ History [1264d]
• Supreme Court IT Guy Walks Ketanji Brown Jackson Through Logging Into Gavel [1264d]
• Boris Johnson Fined By U.K. Police For Lockdown Parties [1264d]
• Hello. I Am TikTok Robot Voice. And Only You Can Set Me Free. [1264d]
• Jack White Gets Married Onstage After Surprise Proposal [1264d]
• Birthday Post Way Too Sentimental For Friend To Not Be Dead [1264d]
• Zoomers Discuss What They Would Do In A Military Draft [1264d]
• ‘That’s Going To Be So Good Later,’ Says Woman Smashing Foil Into Ball Around Wet Tortilla Edge, Single Remaining Bean [1264d]