The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Say If Your Child Asks If You’re Rich [1263d]
• Finland, Sweden Evaluating NATO Membership With Free One-Day Guest Pass [1263d]
• Experts Recommend All Children Over 8 Be Screened For Anxiety [1263d]
• Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope [1263d]
• Rock Out With Your Caucus Out [1263d]
• Dad Shredding Old Junk Mail With Intensity Of Watergate 7 [1263d]
• Climate Report Finds Antarctica Could Support Multiple Golf Courses By 2050 [1263d]
• Man Endures Crippling Agony Of Proper Posture [1263d]
• We Got 50 Scientists, Artists, And Entrepreneurs To Envision A World Without Portugal [1263d]
• Missing Charles Darwin Notebooks Returned With Mysterious Note [1263d]
• Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell [1263d]