The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• GOP Withdraws From Presidential Debate Panel [1262d]
• Dianne Feinstein Argues She Still Perfectly Mentally Fit To Continue Captaining Submarine [1262d]
• The History Of The NYPD [1262d]
• ‘I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough,’ Says Pete Buttigieg, Blowing Off Steam With Another Round Through Car Wash [1262d]
• Panasonic Recalls 2 Million Microwaves That Got Dirty [1262d]
• Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community [1262d]
• Most Common Cause Of Death In Every State [1262d]
• God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected [1262d]
• Thank God I Live In New Jersey [1262d]
• Woman Admits To Faking 2016 Kidnapping [1262d]
• Philips Unveils New Electric Combine For Harvesting Body Hair [1262d]