The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Donald Trump Held In Contempt In New York Attorney General Inquiry [1249d]
• New Raid Pest Control Kit Fat Shames Ants Into Starving Themselves [1249d]
• Most Dangerous Parts Of Attending A Music Festival [1249d]
• Stick Your Phone Under The Door To See Your Boyfriend's Reaction [1249d]
• Man Wonders If Tambourine Player Actually That Happy In Real Life [1249d]
• First Conversation With New Coworker Goes Off Like Absolute Shit [1249d]
• Florida Bans Schools From Teaching Anything Besides Misadventures Of Best Friends George Washington And Jesus Christ [1249d]
• Emmanuel Macron Wins Reelection Against Far-Right Candidate [1249d]
• Child Who Was Saved From Train Tracks By Angel Kind Of Disappointed It Wasn’t Spider-Man [1249d]
• What To Know About Kevin McCarthy [1249d]