The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study: 93% Of Districts In Major U.S. Cities Unaffordable To Black Residents [1234d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn [1234d]
• PetSmart Unveils New Waterboarding Kit For Teaching Cats To Stay Off Counters [1234d]
• Pros And Cons Of Protesting At Politicians’ Homes [1234d]
• Watch This Video To Reset Your Algorithm To 100% Lizards [1234d]
• ‘Well, At Least You Had Fun,’ Says Mother In Most Devastating Takedown Of Wedding Yet [1234d]
• ‘I’m From Michigan, Too,’ Says Man Hitting It Off With Locally Grown Lettuce [1234d]
• Nationwide Baby Formula Shortage Worsening [1234d]
• Study Finds Thanking Veterans For Their Service Immediately Triggers PTSD [1234d]