The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Madison Cawthorn Loses GOP Primary [1226d]
• Sex Fact: Did You Know? [1226d]
• Tom Cruise Receives Standing Ovation For Entering Cannes With Cartwheel [1226d]
• Trump Urges Dr. Oz To Declare Victory Against Biden In 2020 Election [1226d]
• Signs You Are Experiencing Parental Burnout [1226d]
• KitchenAid Unveils New Countertop Food Truck For Ordering Street Tacos From Convenience Of Home [1226d]
• Surgeon Loses Another Patient Under Operating Table [1226d]
• Our Lover’s Tresses Blaze Radiant As The Sun: We Break Down Why Longing Turns Our Thoughts To Them Like The Dew-Kissed Lily Turns To Greet The Dawn [1226d]
• Snapchat CEO And Supermodel Pay Off College Debt For L.A. Art School Graduates [1226d]
• Study Links Anxiety To Holding Broken Halves Of Mother’s Favorite Vase As Doorknob Turns [1226d]