The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Disguised As Old Woman Throws Cake At Mona Lisa In Climate Protest [1212d]
• Shifting Police Timeline Now States Uvalde, TX Never Existed [1212d]
• President Biden Visits School Ahead Of Its Deadly Mass Shooting [1212d]
• CEOs Discuss How Unions Have Affected Their Companies [1212d]
• Researchers Confirm Determined Seagull Finally Made It Into Outer Space [1212d]
• Shot Down [1212d]
• Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate [1212d]
• ‘I Said No Gifts!’ Screams Mom As Cloud Of Birthday Presents Begin To Violently Swirl Around Room [1212d]
• Last Salem Witch Pardoned [1212d]
• Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In [1212d]
• Off-Duty Officer Instinctively Reaches To Turn Off Body Cam During Argument With Wife [1212d]