The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Space Fact #1 [1205d]
• Ron DeSantis Vetoes Funds For Tampa Bay Rays After Tweets Against Gun Violence [1205d]
• Nation’s Moms Announce There Some Nutty People Out There [1205d]
• 330 Million Dead Following Mass Shooting [1205d]
• Cultural Sensitivity Course Trains Police Officers In Proper End-Of-Life Rituals For People They Kill [1205d]
• Americans Explain How High Gas Prices Have Affected Them [1205d]
• Prisoner Has Intricate Escape Plan Tattooed On Back [1206d]
• Ancient City In Iraq Unearthed After Extreme Drought [1206d]
• Firefighters Decide To Walk To Fire Since It’s So Beautiful Out [1206d]
• Teen Spelling Bee Champion Commits To Spell For UCLA [1206d]
• Montessori Sunday School Encourages Kids To Invent Their Own Gods [1206d]