The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Men Rushing To Get Vasectomies After Supreme Court Overturns Roe v. Wade [1371d]
• What To Know About Cassidy Hutchinson And Her January 6 Testimony [1371d]
• NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 [1371d]
• New Documentary Footage Confirms Long-Held Theory That Flowers Hunt At Night [1371d]
• Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea (Part 2) [1371d]
• Man Adamant He’d Be Better Political Prisoner Than Brittney Griner [1371d]
• Taco Bell Testing New Menu Items With Oversized Cheez-It [1371d]
• Nation Unable To Enjoy Baseball Without Dozens Of Pitchers Hitting .124 [1371d]
• Firefighter Disarmed Of Hose Grabs Squirt Gun From Ankle Holster [1371d]
• Friends At Beach Bury Guy Up To His Neck In Crabs [1371d]