The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report: Deepest, Sharpest Images Of Distant Universe Pale In Comparison To Lisa Frank Folder [1168d]
• Jill Biden Doubles Down By Comparing Armenians To Byorek [1168d]
• Weed Killer Chemical Tied To Cancer Found In 80% Of U.S. Urine Samples [1168d]
• Child’s Leg Ruins Lawnmower [1168d]
• Elon Musk Tries To Back Out Of Twitter Deal By Deleting App From Phone [1168d]
• Amazon Supervisor Delivers Rousing Speech To Employees About Honorably Laying Down Lives For Prime Day [1168d]
• Sotheby’s Auctions Off Date With T. Rex Skeleton [1168d]
• Nashville Hot Dog Eatery Offering Free Milkshake With Proof Of Vasectomy [1168d]
• Lazy Bird Watcher Would Rather Just Watch Bird He’s Already Seen [1168d]
• Uber Eats Adds Feature Letting User Purposely Order Wrong Item So They Can Scream At Driver [1168d]
• Biden Considers Convening First-Ever Meeting Of His Cabinet [1168d]
• Americans Explain Why They No Longer Trust The Supreme Court [1168d]