The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• HHS: Doctors Must Provide Abortions In Medical Emergencies Regardless Of State Law [1167d]
• Poll Finds Majority Of Voters Wish Biden Was Way Older [1167d]
• Psychology Fact: Did You Know? [1167d]
• Sensual Eating No Longer Having Desired Effect After Seventh Banana [1167d]
• Timeline Of Elon Musk’s Bid To Buy Twitter [1167d]
• Things To Never Say To A Police Officer At A Protest [1167d]
• Floating Abortion Clinic Proposed In Gulf To Bypass Bans [1167d]
• Dumbass Widow Apparently Thinks Little Handful Of Dirt Thrown On Coffin All It Takes To Bury Husband [1167d]
• Man Not Going To Walk Faster Just Because Coworker Holding Open Critical Reactor’s Blast Door For Him [1167d]
• Report: You Going To Be Alone For Rest Of Your Life And The Reason Is You Refuse To Take A Bath [1167d]
• New Bullet Approved For Use On Humans [1167d]