The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Spooky Fact: Did You Know? [1152d]
• Robot Chess Player Breaks Boy’s Finger At Moscow Tournament [1152d]
• Late-To-The-Game Tech CEO Has Only Bananas, Toilet Paper, Or Horse Farming Left To Revolutionize [1152d]
• Republicans Explain Why They Oppose Same-Sex Marriage [1152d]
• This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You In A Few Seconds [1152d]
• Timeline Of Trump And Pence’s Volatile Political Relationship [1152d]
• Study Finds Orlando Most Vacant Major U.S. City [1152d]
• Frame Store Employee Recommends Wooden Rectangle For This One [1152d]
• Panicking Neil deGrasse Tyson Starts To Fade From Reality After Scientifically Disproving Own Existence [1152d]