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The Onion

Mega Millions Jackpot Hits $1 Billion [1151d]
Deshaun Watson: ‘I Was Under The Impression That The NFL Was Cool With This Stuff’ [1151d]
China Threatens To Retaliate For Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip By Letting Her Return Safely [1151d]
Woman Who Bought Mega Millions Ticket With Coworkers Already Knows How She’ll Dispose Of Their Bodies [1151d]
What To Say To Someone Who Denies Climate Change [1151d]
Police Officers Claim Unarmed Black Man They Shot Was Attacking Them With Psychic Hallucinations [1151d]
New Long John Silver’s VR Headset Provides Immersive Deep-Frying Experience [1151d]
Lower Sex Drive, Hair Loss Among Long Covid Symptoms, Study Finds [1151d]
New Freeway Through Historic Wetlands Displaces Dozens Of Rare Bog Crones [1151d]
Her One Goal Before She Died Was Live To See Her Son Graduate College... And She Didn’t Even Come Close [1151d]