The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Backpedaling Republicans Unveil Bill Rapidly Expanding Veterans’ Access To Burn Pits [1150d]
• Parents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19 [1150d]
• Chick-fil-A Faces Backlash After Asking For ‘Volunteers’ To Work For Food, Not Money [1150d]
• People Who Haven’t Had Covid Explain How They’ve Avoided It For 2 Years [1150d]
• The Yeast They Could Do [1150d]
• Beyoncé: A Career Timeline [1150d]
• Former CIA Officer Testifies That CIA Really Crazy When You Think About It [1150d]
• Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against Veterans’ Healthcare [1150d]
• Bootlegger Outside Concert Selling Knockoff Lady Gagas [1150d]
• Toyota Unveils Multifamily Tenement Sedan For People Living Out Of Their Cars [1150d]
• Trump Hosts Saudi-Backed ‘Jamal Khashoggi Was No Saint’ Golf Tournament [1150d]
• Skittles Lawsuit Claims Candy ‘Unfit For Human Consumption’ [1150d]
• Nation Spends Romantic Date On 330-Million-Person Tandem Bike [1150d]
• Documentary Introduces Eastern European Country With Solid ‘Old Man Driving Donkey Cart’ B-Roll [1150d]