The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mississippi Governor Sends Emergency Workers To Contain Jackson Flood To Black Areas [1113d]
• Ohio 5th Graders Annoyed That Friend Forced To Give Birth Only Talks About Baby Stuff Now [1113d]
• Onion Treehouse Kids…Where Are They Now? [1113d]
• Mikhael Gorbachev, Last Soviet Leader Who Took Down Iron Curtain, Dead At 91 [1113d]
• Trump Excited After Finding Crumpled-Up Top Secret Document In Pants Pocket [1113d]
• Basketball Fact: Did You Know? [1113d]
• FDA Requires Cigarette Packs Have Image Of Cigarette Pack Which Itself Has Smaller Image Of Cigarette Pack To Make Smokers Question Where This All Ends [1113d]
• Hawaiian Travel Ad Boasts Sandy White Tourists As Far As The Eye Can See [1114d]
• Family Convinces Itself Grandmother Wanted Her Ashes Scattered Over Funeral Home Parking Lot [1114d]
• Beat Cops [1114d]
• Conservatives Explain What They Will Do If Trump Is Prosecuted [1114d]
• Nebraska Man Shatters Record For Longest Trip In Pumpkin Boat [1114d]