The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Dairy Queen Fires Employee Who Discovered Blizzard Machine Gained Sentience [1100d]
• Twitter Whistleblower Testifies Over Company’s Major Security Failures [1100d]
• FDA Recalls Thing You Just Ate [1100d]
• Professor Invites Student Over To House For Private Ethics Violation [1100d]
• Psychologists Baffled By Iowa Woman Who Posted Thank-You Message To Queen Elizabeth [1100d]
• Friends So Grateful To Have Morally Perfect Woman Around To Correct Them [1100d]
• What To Know About King Charles III [1100d]
• U.S. Records 1 Millionth Organ Transplant [1100d]
• Owners Freeze As Alexa Begins Moaning Along To Sex [1100d]
• Conservative Commentators You Never Knew Started In Hollywood [1100d]
• Sign Warns Visitors Not To Enter Gorilla Habitat Unless They Also Gorilla [1100d]