The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Vladimir Putin Grants Edward Snowden Russian Citizenship [1324d]
• NASA Panics After Asteroid Fires Back [1324d]
• Experts Link Poor Posture To Accurate Understanding Of Self-Worth [1324d]
• FEMA Urges Florida Residents To Stock Up On Memorial Supplies [1324d]
• Starbucks Orders Baristas Hate The Most And Why [1324d]
• The Redcoats Are Bumming [1324d]
• Biggest Revelations From New York’s Lawsuit Against Donald Trump [1324d]
• Shinzo Abe’s Assassin Annoyed By Lousy Seats At State Funeral [1324d]
• Every Question For Tesla Job Candidate About Raising Baby With Elon Musk [1324d]
• Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies [1324d]
• John Cena Sets Guinness World Record For Make-A-Wish Grants [1324d]
• Weird Bug Being Eaten By Even Weirder Bug [1324d]
• 6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either [1324d]